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Top: Sex-town over-indexing (on average)

SOFT LANDING

SOFT LANDING

In this example, an inexperienced jizzercise instructor hikes up to top Mount Vagina and immediately implodes into digital-orgajizzism from the hole oxygen-depleting experience (animation-of-the-day, June 2011)

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UNISEX ASS-LEGS

WITH RUG BURNED KNEE-JERK REACTION PANELS

EACH ASS-LEGS ARE UNIQUE

BY 1-3 HAIRS THAT

WERE LOVINGLY RANDOMIZED IN FANTASY-MODE

FRAMEWORKS BY THE ARTISAN

(THESE IDEAS ARE MASS PRODUCED BY A COMPUTERIZED OPERATING SYSTEM MANNED BY A

WATERSIGN-IN-AMERICA IN RESPONSE TO 2016)

SALLY FORTH

ADVENTURER OF SCREENS

IN SEARCH OF LICKS3000 SEXDUCTRESS VAGINAL vs PENIS MODE GENDER-SPECIFIC CONSUMABLES

*PLEASE NOTE: YOU ARE STILL IN ‘TOTALLY NORMAL-MODE’

AMERICAN MENTAL GYMNASTICS

AMERICAN MENTAL GYMNASTICS

ALL WE HAVE IS SOFTER

ALL WE HAVE IS SOFTER

Love Supplies (Dryspell™ Vaginamation-a-Day Series, March 2020 / Pre-Pandemic Reailty series)

SOFT LANDING

SOFT LANDING

SOFT OPENINGS SOFT LANDINGS

SOFT OPENINGS SOFT LANDINGS

Take a minute to not think about highly-classified materials.

A blue grid with an inverted nuclear shadow with plutonium-tipped stars.

PLEASE HOLD

HOLD

HOLD

PLEASE HOLD

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PLEASE HOLD .

American Mental Gymnastics Team Mask (2020)

American Mental Gymnastics Oral Fascinator (2020)

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